Kujou-san’s Extreme Sadist Consultation Room
Translated by Lickymee
Edited by IcePhantom, Razorace
Special thanks to Razorace for helping with this! Do check him out when he releases his chapters!
TLN: As I said before, no one in the team knows how to edit pictures, so you gotta have to roll with this.
Kujou: I am responsible for the consultation room this time. Due to this being the first time, I shall answer a few example questions.
Q.I don’t have any clothes that I can wear to the convenience store [Tokyo (Do you mean Kobayashi?)]
A.Relax. No one is paying attention to you. Even if they think ‘Uwaa’ in their hearts, they will forget about you in a minute. Worst case scenario, you would become a neta¹ in the eyes of the other party. So what if irrelevant people talk about you? The outside world isn’t just filled with pain and suffering.
- The food my wife makes tastes bad. What should I do? [Ichijinsha K井]
A.Isn’t that just an evaluation from your wife?
Kujou: Consultation Room is taking in the troubles of everyone. Please state your prefecture and pen name, then send it to the address stated below.
Mail address: 160-0022 Tokyo,Shinjuku Prefecture 2-5-10 8F, for the person in charge of Ichijinsha Novel Editorial Department [Kujou-san’s Extreme Sadist Consultation Room]
On a side note, this Consultation Room is only geared for ‘Henjin²’ who understand the point of this. Those ‘hen-jin²’ who want to discuss with me about what kind of good things they can gain from this, do participate in this actively.
2.According to Razorace, this is a fairly obscure pun. The kanji for “gentleman”(henjin) and “weird person”(hen-jin) are phonetically the same etc where “hen” is the part from “hentai”.
So people call e-hentai like e-绅士(Gentleman) rather than e-变态(Pervert) in China, so the Chinese TL just made use of this to TL in a similar pun… which absolutely works and is reflective of the original Japanese pun.